Campaigning for Ruler of the TRI-STATE AREA!

DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ

A 47 year old evil scientist commonly mistaken for a pharmacist from the country of Drusselstein, Dr. Doofenshmirtz runs the small but ever steadfast Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

You can't go wrong with Dr. Doofenshmirtz at the helm! This is without a doubt the man to keep your Tri-State Area under a perfectly totalitarian regime with incredibly creative industry! This despot will always know your name, and there will always be a spot for you in the slave mines! Our favorite tyrant will always be watching over you!

This Is Our Promise To You!

A lab coat for everyone! All children will be banned! A safe and secured 401K! Our emperor supreme will ALWAYS be there for the working Joe!

Now Go to Bed!